"We have some extra food do you want some?"
"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"
"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
okay okay but imagine this
dinnertime in the great hall, and for whatever reason, there’s no dinner rolls.
and from the slytherin table you just hear one of the muggleborns shouting
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon
Eric Whitacre- Itunes Festival Performance
London, September 17, 2014
6.022 x 10^23 guacas equals one guacamole.
Per the man law code and if not it should be
I applaud this.
Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?
Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.
this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs